Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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