Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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