Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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