Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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