Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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