Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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