Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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