Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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