Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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