Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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