Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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