Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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