Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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