Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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