Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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