Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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