Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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