Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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