Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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