Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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