Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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