Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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