Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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