Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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