Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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