Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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