Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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