Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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