Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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