Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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