Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.


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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.


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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.


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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.


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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......


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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.


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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze


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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!


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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .


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