Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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