Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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