Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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