Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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