Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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