Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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