Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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