Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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