Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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