Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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