Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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