Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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