Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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