Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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