Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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