Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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