Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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