Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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