Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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