Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or


How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
Canvas not available.

or


What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024