Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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