Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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