Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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