Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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