Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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