Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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