Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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