Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
Canvas not available.

or


I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
Canvas not available.

or


What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
Canvas not available.

or


There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025