Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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