Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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