Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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