Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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