Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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