Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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