Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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