Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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