Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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