Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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