Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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