Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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