Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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