Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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