Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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