Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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