Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fish and ships.


GOOD		CRAP

or

An earthquake.


GOOD		CRAP

or

H2O.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


GOOD		CRAP

or


GOOD		CRAP

or

An instagram.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fryday


GOOD		CRAP

or