Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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