Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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