Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.


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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.


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Five after one.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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None. Televangelists screw in motels.


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50 cent featuring Nickelback


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He felt funny.


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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