Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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