Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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