Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.


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Twister!


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None. It turned itself in.


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It's what the queen says after she burps.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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All of them


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He didn't have any guts!


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To see the moosicals


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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