Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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