Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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