Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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