Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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