Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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