Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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