So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."
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Because his feet stink
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With a cowculator.
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A sunburnt penguin
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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Railroad ties.
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Snow White Supremacist.
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