Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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