Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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