Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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