Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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