Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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