Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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