Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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