Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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