Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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