Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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Separation anxiety.


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The price of bacon would go up.


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At the crystal ball.


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Hey, bud!


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Ice cream.


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It�s Hans free.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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