Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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