Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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