Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


GOOD		CRAP

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.


GOOD		CRAP

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Take the words out of his mouth


GOOD		CRAP

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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


GOOD		CRAP

or

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


GOOD		CRAP

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Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both dribble.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Vitamin sea.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Frosted Flakes!


GOOD		CRAP

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