Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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