Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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