Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
Canvas not available.

or


Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
Canvas not available.

or


They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
Canvas not available.

or


Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
Canvas not available.

or


Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
Canvas not available.

or


What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026