Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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