Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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