Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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A swordfish


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They're both extinct.


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Steal its chair.


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Holly Davidson.


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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A milkshake


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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