Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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