Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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