Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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