Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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