Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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