Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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