Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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