Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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