Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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