Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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