Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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