Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


GOOD		CRAP

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me


GOOD		CRAP

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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


GOOD		CRAP

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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


GOOD		CRAP

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It was in a jam!


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the udder side.


GOOD		CRAP

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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


GOOD		CRAP

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The mooseum.


GOOD		CRAP

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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


GOOD		CRAP

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