Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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