Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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