Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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