Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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