Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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