Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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