Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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