Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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