Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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