Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.


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I've got my ion you.


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Because it said CONCENTRATE.


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Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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What's a light bulb?


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They can make little things count.


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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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