Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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