Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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