So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Neither, they all burn shorter.
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To log on.
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