Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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