Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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