Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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