Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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