Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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