Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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