Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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