Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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