Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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