Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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