Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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