Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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