Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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