Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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