Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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