Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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