Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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