Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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