Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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