Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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