Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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