Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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