Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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