Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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