Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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