Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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