Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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