Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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