Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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