Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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