Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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