Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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