Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.


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Because E.T. eventually went home!


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A computer mouse.


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R & Brie.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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To log on.


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An impasta


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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