Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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