Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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