Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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