Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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