Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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