Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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