Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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