Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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