Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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