Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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