Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!


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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts


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None. Televangelists screw in motels.


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A head band!


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Stable tennis


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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and then it dawned on me.


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At the crystal ball.


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Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


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To see the moosicals


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