Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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