Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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