Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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