Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take away his credit card


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he got into treble with the cops


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stinker Bell.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They can hit the high C's!


GOOD		CRAP

or