Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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