Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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