Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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