Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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