Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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