Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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