Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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