Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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