Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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