Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.


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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.


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Unique up on it.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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A multiplication table.


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it had blown away.


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A phew.


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