Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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