Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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