Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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