Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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