Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.


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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to


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A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four


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A Dogwood


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To get to the other size!


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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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To get to the shell station.


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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