Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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