Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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