Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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