Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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