Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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