Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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