Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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