Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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