Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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