Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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