Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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