Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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