Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.


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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".


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Beef jerky


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A buck.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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No one can eat just one potato ship.


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Punch.


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A gummy bear


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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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