Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
Canvas not available.

or


My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

Canvas not available.

or


A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

Canvas not available.

or


What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
Canvas not available.

or


What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Canvas not available.

or


What has a head but no body?

A nail.
Canvas not available.

or


How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026