Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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