Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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