Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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