Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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