Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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