Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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