Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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