Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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