Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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