Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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