Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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