Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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