Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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