Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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