Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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