Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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