Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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