Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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