Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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