Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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