Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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