Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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