Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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