Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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