Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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