Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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