Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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