Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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