Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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