Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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