Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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