Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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