Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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