Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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