Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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