Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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