Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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