Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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