Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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