Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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