Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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