Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three, but they're really only one.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Minnesoda.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Snowflakes.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A road hog.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Make America Hate Again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


GOOD		CRAP

or

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A bulldozer


GOOD		CRAP

or