Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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