Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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