Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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