Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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