Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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