Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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