Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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