Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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