Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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