Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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