Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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