Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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