Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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