Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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