Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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