Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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