Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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