Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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