Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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