Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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