Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.


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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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Hair Force One!


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To get to the other size!


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I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Croak-a-cola.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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