Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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