Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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