Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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