Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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