Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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