Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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