Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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