Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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