Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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