Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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