Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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