Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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