Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the other side.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Ihop


GOOD		CRAP

or

A vicious circle.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the udder side.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Porkchop


GOOD		CRAP

or

Vitamin sea.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He presses the paws button.


GOOD		CRAP

or