Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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