Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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