Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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