Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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