Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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