Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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