Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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Lemonade.


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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He was looking for Pluto.


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Alley cats.


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A tattoo.


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One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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custardy battle.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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