Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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