Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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