Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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