Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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