Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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