Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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