Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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