Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Thorium.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.


GOOD		CRAP

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Saint Nickel-less.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because each player raises a racquet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


GOOD		CRAP

or

An envelope.


GOOD		CRAP

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