Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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