Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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