Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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