Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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