Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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