Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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