Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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