Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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