Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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