Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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