Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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