Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.


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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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Senator.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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Comet books!


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The police had to comb the area.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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