Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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