Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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