Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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