Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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