Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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