Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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