Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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