Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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