Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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