Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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