Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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