Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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