Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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