Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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