Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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