Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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