Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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