Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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