Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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