Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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