Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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