Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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