Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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