Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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