Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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