Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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