Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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