Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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