Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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