Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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