Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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