Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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