Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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