Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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