Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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