Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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