Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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