Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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