Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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