Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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