Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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