Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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