Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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A seal walks into a club...



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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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