Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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