Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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