Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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