Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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