Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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