Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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