Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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