Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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