Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!


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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.


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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.


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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies


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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.


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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.


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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.


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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI


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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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