Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."


GOOD		CRAP

or

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Make America Hate Again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They charged one - and let the other one off.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Snow White Supremacist.


GOOD		CRAP

or

By carving a Trumpkin.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Tooth-hurty.


GOOD		CRAP

or

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Not enough cement.


GOOD		CRAP

or