Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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