Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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