Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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