Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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