Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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