Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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