Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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