Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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