Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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