Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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