Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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