Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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