Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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