Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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