Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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