Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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