Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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