Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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