Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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