Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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