Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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