Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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