Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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