Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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