Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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