Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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