Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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