Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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