Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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