Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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