Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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