Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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