Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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