Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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