Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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