Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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