Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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