Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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