Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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