Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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