Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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