Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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