Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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