Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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