Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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