Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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