Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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