Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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