Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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