Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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