Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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