Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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