Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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