Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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