Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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