Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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