Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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