Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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