Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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