Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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