Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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