Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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