Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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