Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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