Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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