Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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