Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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