Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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