Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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