Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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