Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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