Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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