Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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