Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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