Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
Canvas not available.

or


How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
Canvas not available.

or


Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
Canvas not available.

or


Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025