Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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