Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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