Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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