Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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