Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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