Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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