Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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