Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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