Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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