Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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