Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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