Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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