Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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