Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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