Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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