Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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